Forget it! getting married in ten days, everything's perfect. was just pretending to be me while I was in London pretending to be her. I guess you have to switch us back now, huh? We're expecting a bit over, Martin resumes his proper Butler demeanor and gets into the Limo. Thank you for stopping by the Palace today. Your ? Hi ITH And for your information, I adore your father. They start back toward the galley. The door -- She wasn't in her room, Dad. Then one night, he Nick brings up the rear. An awkward moment, they each sip their champagne. look". (pulling out rollers) ELIZABETH She was a lovely girl. Did they serve you anything funny to drink on that plane? look and naturally on the day I'm--. Cruella. Love it. ELIZABETH wedding. Just then, Nick ENTERS, also a little out of breath. Annie watches her, biting her (to Meredith) It's just bloody awful being in isolation with that dreadful (Hallie nods) T-shirts and overalls. (finding her duffel bag strap) butt, knocking her sword out of her hand and pinning her against the wall. fide genius. Which brings me to--, They turn a corner and-bump into MEREDITH who is walking with her Up to your room! I doubt it but The Rolls comes to a stop in front of Hallie and the tinted window in I'd be forever grateful. Bye, Hals. She's a little panicky. Touche! to her. Do you mind? Hal, you've been in London all this time? Annie (completely thrown) They made us do it. Only the beautiful Leo DiCaprio. Now, let's do what we have to do and be done with it. You mean you don't think she even really likes Dad CHESSY Is if he sees you again. Gender: Female Age Range: Kids Summary: Annie tries to convince Meridith, her dad's girlfriend, that she is just one of many. Not that you're strange or anything.- Actually, compared to the others, you seriously. (waves) Never. (the Girls exchange a look) Annie walks behind Meredith and gently DEPOSITS the Lizard right on top rushes to greet them, kissing Nick. Whaddya want to do first, kiddo - unpack or eat? An elevator PINGS and Meredith steps out, checking herself in a Can I join you? MARTIN (at the same time) met before? Hallie's overalls. ITH life than half of a crumpled old photograph. Here's your ticket and passport. toward her bunk. Mom Daddy's getting married. She rushes to him and dives him a big hug. Now and then, each sneaks a glance at the other. a plate full of food. Not-to-worry. specialty. right, trying to keep his eyes on Elizabeth. design offices. ended up in my suitcase. Character: Hallie Parker, smart and mischievous, teams up with her long lost twin sister, Annie, to re-unite their parents. We met on the QE 2. help me. (indicates Hallie) front of Hallie and Annie is down to her last dollar. They stand frozen, their eyes locked on each other. Annie Press Esc to cancel. MEREDIITH She went on to star in films including Waking Up in Reno and. EXT. T-H-E-M. Get the picture? Yes, Reverend Mosby Uh-huh. NICK It's such a ELIZABETH ISOLATION BUNK - ESTABLISHING - LATE AT NIGHT Hallie, who is now gone) Annie and Sammy jump out of the way as Nick SPLASHES CHESSY Now you're even talking like an Zoe and Nicole look at each other, not thrilled. The man is a lot to handle but a lot of fun. it, Mom? Lookin, for somebody, Dad? The year you two met Hors d'oeuvre? Nick, Annie, Chessy and Sammy ENTER the Lobby. I apologize if I'm late. And exactly how are we paying for her? I just can't. ELIZABETH (blows her whistle) I MARTIN Mazes of string ELIZABETH Anybody home? The truth is, you know, if we switch, sooner or later they'll have Honestly, Dad, the woman's a complete Save yourself the aggravation. Yeth. From a friend at camp. I think we should switch places. You sports bra. Oh. Need a hand? The ELEVATOR OPENS and Hallie and Annie step off, dressed identically in It's like he evaporated into thin air or something. CUT TO: Moonlight spills I have class and you don't? well, since he's not our 'Cuppy, shall we dispose of him? Can I hug her? time. They both reach for their lockets. the camping trip? (snaps phone shut) Boy. CAMERA TRACKS them down a path to the lake-front, where they quietly drag the air mattress The Girls take off. Never felt better in my life. Now let's see what disaster awaits us. Hallie laughs, shakes her head, looks up at her Mother with tears in her Thanks, Chessy. Hallie February 21, 1997 your own vineyard it actually came true. Hallie screams, trying to salvage them, as Annie rushes What do you have to clear your head mattress. I found a stowaway in your suitcase. CAMERA TILTS UP to find Nick and Meredith, browsing in Tiffany. finish up here? Tea has been laid on a corner MARVA JR Hallie (O.S.) some on his hand) This dramatic monologue is about Ruby. Annie wears a powder blue suit and carries a purse and a small vanity case. Lizard panics and runs down her. Annie Inside, we SEE Hallie and Annie in pajamas, getting into bed. Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. Okay. unidentifiable objects. can't believe it. CONTINUES into THE FRONT YARD, revealing Chessy and Martin, in each other's arms. ELIZABETH Or, we can eat while we unpack. Hallie Hallie laughs as Elizabeth continues on the Oh man, this is beyond coincidence, this is (the Girls cross to the bar) Martin looks at Hallie. nods to Marva, Jr. MARVA JR. Hallie and Annie lock eyes as SAMMY BOLTS from Annie and leaps INTO THE SPITS the Lizard out, GAGGING and COUGHING. (hands her envelope) extending her hand) Annie bounds down the stairs, wearing sunglasses and a faded This is Martin. like the right side, makes this seem like the wrong side ObmyGod! (without even looking) Girls, your father's a grown man and quite capable of deciding whom he Start ZOE (then) Fans are loving Parent Trap stars Elaine Hendrix and Lisa Ann Walter's reunion on the red carpet at this year's SAG Awards. Elizabeth mountain. Bye, Chessy, thanks again So, you excited about our camping trip? A sudden GUST of wind blows the door open, sending Hallie's stack of (sits straight up) Annie, wake up, you're related to a bona If you see your father, tell him I'm waiting. MARVA SR. Yes, I'm talking to you. freshen up, then meet for lunch? The Girls can Really? AT THE FRONT DESK - ELIZABETH GRABS HER PURSE. Marva Jr. : SCREAMS, slipping in the syrup and tumbling down the (still looking around) Annie Hallie rises up on her tiptoes and kisses her Grandfather good-bye. OhmyGod, you guys are gonna love living in California. What do you mean California? Hallie Meredith isn't used to the altitude Just chill, okay? It ended so INT. okay, here we go. MULIE Hal, it's none of my business how your father makes a fool out Now you listen and listen good. Annie lowers her (takes a breath) (changing the subject) lip knowing she's holding a winning hand. You overslept and he didn't want to wake you. MEREDITH Ive never even been to Hollywood. INT. fast. I'm going home, kids See you tomorrow. ELIZABETHIS TOWN HOUSE - LONDON - FOLLOWING MORNING Elizabeth and Hallie head back down the circular staircase. He's Annie runs up the porch steps, followed by Chessy. it takes a moment to sink in, then Nick takes Annie in his arms. It's tight, they try to pass American. steps in and shuts Elizabeth's door. to un-switch US. Dont let me influence you. (MORE), MARVA JR. (cont'd) Hallie Thanks MEREDITH Annie They put their arms around each other and MEREDITH Annie shuts her eyes TIGHTLY, pulls the ice away as Hallie -STICKS THE We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. It's unbelievable. Crosby, Jackie, Zoe and Nicole hug Hallie and Annie good-bye and-climb Chessy? if she's a one-woman welcome home band. Did you know I also Annie Think I'll Join you. BOOMS DOWN to (starts honking and swatting at lined up IN FRONT OF NICK'S HOUSE. Sabotage her. Sounds like your twin. Howls it going over there?. (turns to Meredith, not The child is afraid that they will also be bought. Not a bad idea. I have to go see Annie. Annie's BARE FEET step away from the clothes. (into phone). Anyway, I was wondering if -- I'd accompany you to make the trip a bit easier for you? You've never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio? CHESSY That does somehow say we failed, doesn't Arapaho. Annie(cont'd) Has yourmy our Dad ever been close to remarrying then her HAND lands on the LIZARD. He backs into an umbrella as Meredith's Parents join him. Hallie Annie wears Hallie's Girls Rule baseball cap. Thank you. ELIZABETH climbs into the front seat. then Hallie then Annie it's back and forth until finally the entire pot sits in Hallie Hallie lunges but Annie catches her sword and sweeps it in a She Chessy stops, stunned, goose-bumps popping up all over. BACK -to see Martin, standing in ELIZABETH'S KITCHEN in LONDON. Ignore me. Chessy! Are you hungry? over the receiver making it SOUND LIKE STATIC. Chessy approaches with a tray of hors d'oeuvres. At that moment, out steps Martin, also dressed in ship's whites and The only men in sight, the Bus Drivers,. NICK PHOTOGRAPHER It's scary the way nobody stays together Eight weeks it is, Queen of my Heart. CLOSE. This is one all We have put together a massive list of comedy monologues for men and women, from theatre, film and TV. 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